h4. Why computers should be considered masculine:
# In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
# They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
# They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
# As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
h4. Why computers should be feminine:
# No one but their creator understands their interanl logic.
# The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
# Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
# As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Forwarded by Robin Samuel.
Computers = Man or Woman?
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h4. Why computers should be considered masculine:
# In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
# They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
# They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
# As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
h4. Why computers should be feminine:
# No one but their creator understands their interanl logic.
# The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
# Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
# As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Forwarded by Robin Samuel.